Belle: Everybody smokes weed now. 
Me: I know. We need to find something more illegal. 
Cynthia, out the blue uninvited: Have sex with dead bodies. *makes pedo face*

snaregirlnightmare:

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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life 
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is 
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone 
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school 
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

marchingbandmadnesss:

same goes for bass drum players. xD

wowfunniestposts:

careers havin fun.

this blog is epic

Dancing at a party

laughingstation:

Expectation:

Reality:

You will laugh out loud!